Thursday, March 01, 2007

this is my rant this is my rage ha ha ha

okay so im going to turn this one into a slam poem becuase its long and wordy and way to thick and obvious to be a real poem... but still someone had to write it right? ha ha ha im going to hopefully record it sometime soon:P who knows.

Paris Hilton, Our Venus Seeks Our Worship


You see her, as she flips her phone,
The Venus of the modern world, does not embody classical mythology,
She’s a modern dumbed down type, and when I say dumbed down...
Well that’s really more or less an understatement.
She, standing with her caramel legs and pedicured feet,
Placed sweetly into six inch killer stilettos,
The pointy type, the kind that she will walk all over everyone in,
She, stands in line to get her fix of caffeine and calories that she will later barf up while
She goes to the bathroom to powder her nose...
And lets not be naive about what I meant there.

When she sees the cameras she plays sweet like sauce,
But don’t cross her she’s scary little thing,
All that anger and hunger,
Parents to busy to lover her,
Body to perfect to actually be fed,
She has everything right?
I'm mean what more could you ask for,
Except maybe one of those new escalades...
The ones with diamond encrusted wheels and 24carat paint.
Lets not forget we've made her this, we put her in lights,
We with out the money gave her the power to rule our thoughts,
We bowed down to worship her while looking up her skirt...
Because as usual she’s not wearing panties...

We love her we hate her we would do anything to silence her, but then again,
Wait.
We love her, and we hate her we would do anything to be her,
Forfeit the knowledge, and the wisdom, and the families, who love us,
Screw the Pinto, or the Nissan, and working for the man, we would drop it all...and give it up to be the ones put on that stand.

WHAT?!? You look at me with perplexed eyes like all I do is spit these lies...

Still in your hearts your blackest corners you envy wealth, and still adore her...
So if we really cared enough we'd say it by turning the TV’s off...
And instead of trying to look more like her we might try thinking on lands like Darfur... or the countless other countries we cant spell cause our American greed made their lives a hell...
We might start trying to get out more, to help out people we know are poor,
We the "blessed" the elect of God, we all seem to think that charity is odd,
And I’m getting kinda scared by the words we share cuase we talk like we care, but don’t you dare, cuase you'd be looked at like you had three eyes, and you know… maybe if you did you might see past the lies... and realize that Paris Hilton isn’t God she's just a prostitute in nicer clothes.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

my day... not that you really give a shit do you?

Im in the spirits for blogging! this was inspired by the stellar post by Keira, hats of to you my girl! so today was acutally a really good day! i went to old glenora with my good friend nadia to have some lunch and gellato( i had the coconut gellato it was basicly a symphony for your tastebuds....) and then we hit the streets seeing as it was acutally kinda nice out today! we went to the tea house and i got some matte and talked to a hot guy who ended up being from the good old chillismack... or Chilliwack for those non lower mainlanders... i though things were going really well and so did nadia untill his gilrfirend came in to see what was taking so long HA HA HA! story of my life? yeah thats what i thought too! anyways i got my delish blends of yarba matte ... one with lemongrass and one with a mild blend of pepperment and spearmint... really really good... and then we took off and went to vespuchi this second hand store that only sells designer clothes... i looked at a jucey sun dress and some cute citizens of humanity jeans but didnt buy them beucase i didnt want to spend more money!!! then we went to red ribbon a store that does its best to be a very gastown store... alot of the clothes were really really super cute but im still not willing to pay quite that much for my clothes even if they are canadian made and all that shit... i have a few things from there that i almost never wear so i dont bother buying it anymore ha ha ha... anyways i tryed on a dress and it was nice and it was cut nice but it was a halter dress and the top was cut like triangle bikini top ha ha ha and you would think that it would cover more but it doesnt ha ha ha needless to say i looked like pam anderson which contrairy to male oppinion is not a good thing ha ha ha...
anywho we went back home and i did nadias hair and makeup and she went out to a party, i stayed home because of my sugar headache from the gellato... cooked some sweet dinner with my mum chicken steak , sweet potato fries and ceaser salad... it was pretty damn good especially the sweet potato fries that we baked in the oven... i fed my nephew and held him for the beter part of the evening then my bro took him home and i watched a movie with my mum and pop, i know im lame ha ha ha but i like my parents they are cool really! the movie was pretty good it was called "flyboys" and maybe its just my seirous lack of any action these days but james franco was sooo foxy in that movie... ha ha ha and that sums up my day in long drawn out not that interesting details ha ha ha ... im really excited to go to church tomorow becuase i planned my outfit and my hair and makeup and im excited to get all pretty ha ha ha ... im really lame i know... but i really do get excited about donning my new talulah sweater vest with my grey skinny chords and kelly green flats, and yes doing my hair with a plait braid and messy waves with soft dewy looking makeup alla cloe svenige does make me look forward to wakeing up if you think thats lame then shove off ha ha ha... anywho im going to keep listeing to music... i just downloaded some of the new justin timberlake c.d. i know seirously whats freeking wrong with me? im like not me anymore ha ha ha... okay so i am a closet fan of his music... again i dont care what you think ha ha ha anywho its late and i want to look nice for church so im going to go sleep! have a good night or day or whatever time your reading. have a good whaever time you read this!