All right so I thought i would ring in the new years without a big bang this year, so what did I do? I chilled with my parents!! I decided that I wanted to do something different this year and take time to meditate on the year, and just bring in the new year with out all the noise, I listened to cbc radio while I started a painting (I got a lot done actually), I did a little prayer (not that kind of prayer Austin) and meditating on the new year, I played some golf on x-box with my mum and dad, made some appetizers, went in the hot tub, and then played some rummy-cube... do i care that i sound like a sr. citizen? no, not at all. it was honestly one of the best new years i can remember, there was no talking to people I don’t like no expectations to be friendly, no unfortunate drunken party scenes (not that I have those seeing as i rarely drink.) no stress, just me choosing to do what i wanted to do the way i wanted to do it and i feel pretty damn good about it!!! what's my new years resolution? to make a budget... ha ha ha i know its the most ambitious new years resolution ever! but lucky for me i have a mum who is a budget queen! she’s amazing seriously she keeps her books balanced to the cent... literally!
and now for the completely pointless part of my post... Nicole and i went to the Fort Hotel to see some friends we hadn’t seen since jr high. Background info: the fort hotel was once the dingy smokey old person pub in Fort Saskatchewan. It has now to our surprise been turned into a loud slutty wannabe club. We saw like 4 pregnant girls drinking questionable looking beverages, but we weren’t sure, and a bunch of girls trying to be Paris Hilton in an up skirt shot… icky. Anyways, after inhaling a pack or two worth of second hand smoke we decided that it was time to just get out, and we were frankly starving so we looked around and noticed that nothing in the fort was open, and drove to the only thing open in Sherwood park… DENNY’S well I don’t know if you have ever really noticed the massive amounts of drunk people who flock to Denny’s at like 2 in the morning but we are both well aware of the fact seeing as they have cheap coffee and French fries when you need them… anyways I was writing some notes in my notebook (go figure) when I suddenly felt compelled to write down what drunk people say when they go to Denny’s at 2 a.m. so… here it is the memorable Denny’s quotes list from Friday night:
Do chickens have fingers? No they have claws… or talons or something like that.
I’ll have the seasonal fries
No… it really is my birthday
How can you deny a man with a beard like this?
Oh man seriously where are my seasonal fries!?! Hey bitch! Yeah you!
Who you talking to? Me?
Yeah you! No seasonal fries no booze no birthday desert! Your fucking terrible!!!
I’m never going to have a girlfriend never… not with a face like this.
Bahhhh, bahhhh look guys I’m a sheep ( wearing fake snow fluff on his head)
that’s not how you get girls man… that is NOT how!
And so all the sudden my dad walks in and I’m in this massive like cloud, and he’s like… so… you smoke weed hey? And there’s like huge chunks of it on the table and like my pipes and my bong… it was fucking hilarious…
Okay everyone come sit here! This is going to be the party mother fucking table! Hey are you guys coming over here?!?
Are you calling me gay?
Dude she just called you gay!
No seriously? Are you calling me gay?
Seriously dude she called you gay!
I’m going to come and hump the shit out of you! BE PREPARED TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!
Seriously Miss can you kick them out?
Hey he didn’t want the seasonal fries, he canceled his order of seasonal fries.
(waitress) we don’t have seasonal fucking French fries!!!
Oh my goodness those are the hairiest arms I’ve ever seen!!
So she’s all mad at me for breaking up with her and so I’m like “hey! hey! Why did you get pregnant?… maybe this wouldn’t be happening!!”
I want to make love to myself…
Pack of smokes, a pack of smokes, a pack of smokes, a pack of smokes, a pack of smokes, a pack of smokes, a pack of smokes, a pack of smokes…
Seriously this song seriously sucks balls.
I love donkeys… no seriously i do.
hmmm and people always ask me why i dont drink ha ha ha... happy new years! love you all, love vann!
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anyways there is some new art for you to drool over... and if you dont whatever because i liked and this is my blog so there! the first two are by Ina Bierstedt and the last one is by Stief Desmet. enjoy... sorry the last one is so small and hard to see :(... is it just me or did the dot dot do make that sad face dude look like he's slobbering? oh well. Sorry im too lazy to post anything real tonight, besides tomorow is the first day back to school... yeah im pretty excited to go back. im in art history tomorow! oh how i love art history!!!!! :)
