Okay, okay this wont be a Christmas post, I know everyone is sick of them. This will be a did I ever tell you about the time I almost had a head on collision with our former premier at the Chanukah celebration at the legislature grounds post... Okay so last year for Chanukah my friend and I went to the legislature where they light the Giant menorah every year and the whole thing is just awesome you go eat latkes and have fun talking and feeling out of place if you are me… because I am not Jewish, but I sure do like their latkes ha ha ha… nah my best friend is the one who is Jewish… anyways… the story goes that he was there for all the processions and jazz. You know how it goes its kind of like a Christmas play but it’s a Chanukah play… and then we all go out to the main grounds of the legislature and we light the GIANT menorah and we sing and have fun right well any who Ralphie is there to light the menorah too and be a part of the festivities. I know a celebration with out getting drunk and Ralph Klein don’t happen often but they did that night… so the festivities die down and Vanessa and I ( I know I have to many friends with my name… and no not the evil Vanessa… the nice one) we get in my car and we trundle down the back roads of the legislature area and we notice that we are going towards the river and we want to be headed the other way so I being a quick thinking dame spin my car up a road that looks to be headed back up to the downtown, little did I know I was driving up the one way road coming from the legislature car park, so happy as can be I am driving up this narrow little chute of a road towards lights, HEADLIGHTS!!! I slammed on my breaks and there bumper to bumper and looking pissed as can be is good ol’ Ralph chain-smoking his anger away. Well, his driver who is looking slightly more pissed is waving his hands at me as if I were a stray animal, and the road is about the same width as my car and almost as winding as a B.C. mountain pass! I have to throw my car into reverse and do my best stunt driver impression to get us out of this mess! After hitting the curb way more than once and feeling as though I were spontaneously combusting because of my burning embarrassment and wondering if they are going to take my license and audit me next year I finally got my self out of the shitty mess I was in and sped off hoping that I never got into politics while he was in office… that’s life right? I almost killed the premier and then suddenly life is all back to normal… anyways… happy Chanukah and merry Christmas! And all the other ones I forgot you too!!! Anyways the end hope you laughed