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OKAY sooo here goes... i work at starbucks as pretty much all know... and i was pouring from a giant 4L of milk today and i was thinking... who the heck ever thought up stealing milk from cows... and what exactly went on to decide we should do that... becuase when you think about it... its kinda sick... we hook things up to cows boob things and suck the liquids from them to drink... we are drinking cows body fluids that are ment to suckle the calfs for which it was produced in the first place... its like... feeding some one breast milk that a mother has just pumped you know? like we would be all like thats f'ed up if some one was like... would you like some breast milk?... seriously... but we are like yah for sure when some one offers milk from the tits of a bovine... i dunno... i couldnt drink milk after that... i was just sorta sicked out... i dont know if it will last but its something to think about... what kinda person like... just walked up and drank from a cow you know? or decided its okay to do so...? just a though... but yah...
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I enjoy cows every part of them...
and if milk didn't make me want to puke/poop I'd drink it all the time...
ps. you can buy (human)breast milk
just incase you wanted to know that
pps. mooooo moo moooo moo mooooo moo...(that's cow for "your rad")
what kind of f-ed up store sells breast milk? thats sick ... and yah... i know your lactose intollerant poor muffin... im a soy girl now... well mostly ha ha ha
yeah i concur - milk is sickness at finest....
almost as bad as aborted chickens (i.e. eggs)
who ever thought of all this stuff?
just absolutly pukage.
i think im going to become vegan...
oh van... other vann... not the one whos blog this is vann ha haha... i was thinking that too last night... then we had chicken burgers ha ha ha... this whole having a best friend who you share names with is getting tricky
the way I look at it if your vegan your the worst!
you kill organisms that can't even run away, those poor helpless vegies (& or fruits!!!!)
so I make it fair, I eat everything God put on this earth minus people of course!!!
except there is a few things I haven't eatten like whale, or ant, or T-rex, haha vegan isn't that bad (if you eat non-cooked food and everything raw you live longer and look younger)
i always wondered where beer was from, now i know
thats what i was tasting... monkey milk... i always wondered why i wasnt too sure about bear... i feel sooo inlightneded...
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You know they blame cows milk as one of the leading reasons why north americans as people tend to be larger (height, width, everything) than most other countries and why we seem to only be getting larger. The argument is apparently the growth hormones in cow milk, which is the standard for baby calves so that they grow up into normal sized cows is (obviously) a very large dosage of growth hormones when ingested by humans. Hence why all our boys tend to be bigger and beefier and all our girls tend to be chestier and taller than people from other countries and such. Blame the cows.
But I don't care, man. I freaking love milk and dairy products.
Have you ever wondered what (human) breast milk actually tastes like? Well, you know, you don't have to wait untill you (or your wife, for you guys) get pregnant.
Milk Banks!
p.s. I messed up my comment from before, so here it is again.
oh milk banks... where would the world be with out them...
OH MY GOODNESS! Your like one of my favorate people in the whole wide world and I never go to see you when I was home! I was driveing past Sherwood park (to go back to college) and thought, what the hell? I never even came to your house? I always come to your house when Im in Sherwood park! I stayed till tuesday and you were probibly totally back from b.c.
Darn. Well it looks like Im staying in threehills this summer, hilarious? I would say so. I havent told my parents yet so keep it on the downlow. You.Me.My house this summer..trip to banff or jasper? anyway this is turning out to be longwinded. I think the cow think was very thought provoking. Love ya!God Bless!
Vonette
oh and I totally love those c.d.s you made me and that coffe tumber, bad awsome.
there were alot of spelling mistakes in there. my bad. and by my house I meant come visit me.hehe
yah i figured that and for sure... party in three hills baby yah
json you are a pimp
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