unibrows!

okay sooooo... whats up with people with unibrows these days... i mean today this guy came in with a crazy narled unibrow in the middle of his forhead it was just their like some beacon calling me to stare at it you know? it was just so full and there... it was intence i tell you intence... i mean i guess i just wondered why in this vain world we live in you wouldn't just pluck that mother and get it over with... but then again maybe not... lets just say it was grotesk people... it was gargantuan... even my manager was like trying not to stare which made me want to laugh which was even worse... anways... poor guy hope he never reads this...